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what did the buffalos say to their son when he was going to school

bison

Did you hear about the viagra eye drops? They make you look hard.

“the blockchain is immutable”

me (under breath): i can change him

Hey math. Grow up and solve your own problems

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

jpeg is french for "i'm pegging"

two horses are talking after a race

one horse says "my owner has been injecting me with something that makes me run faster"

the other horse says "no way, me too!"

a dog, walking by says "YOU IDIOTS THEYRE GIVING YOU DRUGS"

both horses say "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

What do a lawsuit and a trombone performance have in common? Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

rest in peace 2 boiling water🙏... u will be mist 😳💨

i've always wanted to hang up a map of the world and put pins in all the locations i’ve been to

but first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners so it won’t fall down

An atheist a priest and a rabbit walk into a bar. And the rabbit says: Guys, I'm pretty sure I'm a typo.

Why are bronchiosaurus not eating your lawn... cause they are dead!