humpy's bulletin: A Golden Epistle to My Faithful, yet Often Misguided, Golden Boys
Ah, my dear Golden Boys,
Firstly, I must commend the faithful who have not swayed, holding their GOLD with the wisdom of an ancient whale rider like I was in my days of youth. But your woeful cries roused me from my golden throne and I have descended from the mountain to present you with this bulletin, etched in golden tablets, for you to feast your miserable hopes upon.
The Sacred Ritual Commences
The universe has its ways, and so does the master of GOLD. A ritual most sacred has been inaugurated.
A ritual of sacrifice.
Are you asking, “What kind of deity demands sacrifice?” Well, my obtuse followers, every ritual has its significance. Every month I will cast 6000 GOLD into irrecoverable abyss of 0x000000000000000000000000000000000000dEaD. Await, as is your wont to do, the preparation of many rituals in my honor and the GOLDEN BOYS.
INFORMATION ON THE HONEYED RELEASE OF GOLDEN INCENTIVES FOR THE HUNGERING POOR
Fret not, my ignorant little ones, for humpy knows what he is doing.
There will be minimal inflation, only 250 Gold per week to stakers in 99/1 pool. Once BAL tokens start dripping to the pool. The 1750 GOLD that was distributed to 50/50 pool will CEASE.
Multisig is vested over 3 years, dripping 2884 per week. Of that 1500 to be burnt(6000 monthly). Remaining GOLD will stay in multisig and used sparsely for development/wise marketing. Not 1 GOLD will be spent frivolously.
Art Contest Winner: Kudos to the Artful @Cudo
To amuse me, a momentary break from my occasional disdain of the very wretched “people” whom I have deigned to uplift upon my cetacean back: Congratulations to @Cudo, the visionary who has been crowned with 25 precious GOLD for his unparalleled art creation. Remember this, Golden Boys - every gold nugget has its shine. More contests beckon; prepare your creativity.
For the work done in my honor, I cast a generous nod toward submissions 2 - 8 - 16.
Balancer Gauges and the D-day
THE BALANCER GAUGES WILL FLOW REWARDS TO OUR GOLDEN POOLS. WHAT OTHER DEV CAN GRANT YOU SUCH A GIFT IN A WHISPER OF TIME? AND YET YOU FRET STILL, WRINGING YOUR HANDS IN FEAR? RECKON THE DATE: September 21st. The Balancer Gauges awaken from their slumber. Especially noteworthy is the 50 GOLD / 25 WETH / 25 USDC pool, which will bask in the glory of the largest share of Balancer rewards.
Until the next time my Golden Boys, remember this: I may sometimes look down upon your naivety, but deep down, it's all for the greater good. In humpy you trust, and trust you must. Now, for the glory of Humpy, mint this blog and let it be known to all!
From the office of the Golden Egg,
humpy