yesterday some stupid retards have minted out our project closure article in less than 20 minutes. all the other articles have been minted out as well.

we can’t even imagine what’s going on inside your heads but it amazed us so much that we’ve decided to stay and help you to mentally recover.

besides, we’ve realized that we can’t hide from your stupidity, so no need for games. we’ve outplayed all the berainless. we’re now opening our discord to make light of the situation.

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ngl that arouses our admiration even though we aren’t so sure that it has any value. we’ve been thinking about it for a long time and that led us to the new consensus -> PoS (not proof-of stake but proof-of-stupidity) to find the most retarded users amongst all.

how do i proof my stupidity?

that’s pretty easy. just send your tweet link in there. this could be literally anything including something you’ve posted a long time ago or maybe something completely new. basically it could be any memes, arts, feet pics, threads, real life photo, testnet usage proofs etc etc etc. that could be about berachain itself or any other ecosystem projects. holy shit you can even post a pic of how you’re soaking your feet while completing THJ quests. you can also send multiple posts to proof that you’re even more stupid than the others.

we don’t really care what ur going to send. we’re looking to find the most bermpty-headed beras and we’re gonna keep doing this until we find everyone. and of course we’ll have enough eyes to track everyone’s useless activity, don’t even worry about it.

some alpha:

• partnerships?

• hell yeah baby.

• sneak-peaks?

• not on our lifes.

• discord roles?

• blacklisted - pretty self-explanatory. you’re not allowed to mint our collection (mp very cheap)

  og (objectively gay) - you’re even dumber than we thought (mp free)

  airborp - you’re the fucking dumbest bera in the whole universe (2 free nfts)

  homo berainless - the first users in our discord (utilities unknown)

  useless article holder - self-explanatory

  useless multiple articles holder - … (verify your articles ownership in our discord)

• should i mint this article?

• yeah, minting is crucial and you’ll be getting a fuckton of utility. you’re gonna get outplayed by us anyway you dumb fucks.