WHAT THE FUCK IS A HASHBASTARD?
Bitch I got you.
I am HashBastards. Creator of HashBastards NFTs.
Memes. News. Laughs. History.THIS IS THE SOUTH PARK OF NFTS.THE NEW YORK DAILY COMICS OF NFTS.
It’s a one man show. Just me. No one else. I run it all. (for better or worse)
THAT IS HASHBASTARDS.
THE GOAL: Grow the Bastards into a huge brand. Have our own show.
Read on if you’re a Bastard. (we’re all a little bit bastard, so read the fuck on)
HashBastards
Where it all started.Minted MARCH 2021 (BEFORE BAYC BITCH)HashBastards is the start of the Bastardverse. The characters that will build this universe into something huge.--Less than 800 Bastards
--.012-.015 Mint
--Airdrops for holders--Combo Pieces--It’s straight up fucking baller.
Throughout HashBastards, there are 5 generations.Each generation had it’s own theme, and own combo piece
If you owned two Bastards from the same gen, you qualified for the combo piece.BASTARDS COULD ONLY BE USED ONE TIME IN COMBO PIECES.
The first started and completed collection of the Bastardverse.The foundation for everything after.
As a person, what is important to me?
Community. Consistency. Transparency. FUN. Taking care of holders.Building something with everyone in HashBastards.
My main sources of communication: Twitter, Discord.
Before we move on… Why Nipples?
Fuck. Don’t ask me. The community turned them into something.Now we have nipple rarity. Diamond nips and shit. Absurd. But there you go.
NOW. TO THE JUICE.
HASHBASTARDS BREAKDOWN:
- Gen 1 - The Ultimate OG’s
200 TotalCombo Piece = Conversation Bastards
- Gen 2 - The Parents
100 TotalBUILT FOR YOUR PHONE BACKGROUND
Combo Piece = Family Portraits
- Gen 3 - The Kids
50 Total+Reserve Bastards
Combo Piece = Prom Bastards
- Gen 4 - The Zombies and Elders
100 Total+Reserve BastardsCombo Piece = Apocalypse Bastards
These combo pieces were different.Instead of only 2 Bastards in your combo piece, you could include any number of Bastards you owned that were the same type. Either Zombies. Or Elders.
Depending on whether you had a gang of Zombies or Elders, they were equipped with either Powers, or Weapons.
Here’s an example of a gang of elders:
- Gen 5 - The Angels and Demons
100 Total+Reserve BastardsCombo Piece = Afterlife Bastards
By the end, we also had Cross Breed Bastards.If you owned two Bastards from ANY 2 generations, you could combine them:
HashBastards: Nip Strips - The Sequel-Started as an OG HashBastards holder only collection.-Had to own a Bastard to even get a Nip Strip
-ALL RAFFLES-.04 mint each.-PERFECT FOR TWITTER BANNERS
The first 150 were holders only. We are now opening it up to everyone. STILL RAFFLES.
Nip Strips breaks down into 5 Volumes. 100 Strips each. 500 Strips total.
Each volume has its own story.Volume 1: NFTs are a ScamVolume 2: Attack of the Bears
Holders of the first 100 Nip Strips are entitled to a physical Nip Strip book.Wait til you see that shit.
This collection shows the possibility of the Bastards. The expansive universe and characters we’ve created. This is the proof of concept for the TV show.
THE GOAL: Build out the Bastardverse and give these characters even more backstory.
**HashBastards: Daily Bastards
**
-500 Bastards total.-1 New Bastard every week day.-It will take nearly 2 years to complete this collection.-PERFECT FOR PFPS-Mint = .025-Gas wars for EVERYONE. Anyone can get a Daily Bastard.-We’re already 107/500 down.
This collection allows HashBastards to stay on top of all current events, and do what HashBastards does best: bring you the NFT news in a funny/meme-ified way.
THE GOAL: Solidify HashBastards as the South Park of NFTs.
**HashBastards: Editions - The Free Collection
**A way to grow the number of HashBastard holders without disrupting the ecosystem. It started as an open edition collection. Mint 1000, give them away for free, burn what doesn’t sell.
BUT THEN. WE SOLD OUT 1000 PIECES AND TRENDED ON ICY TOOLS.
What started as a free mint throwaway turned into a new way to reach a much larger buyer base.
While OG HashBastards has 273 owners, 3 editions later this collection has over 800.
ALWAYS FREE.ALWAYS 1000 EDITIONS.Your cheapest way into the BastardVerse.
THE GOAL: Spread our Bastard seed to as many people as possible.
**HashBastards: Special Editions
**For the Bastards that like collecting.
.005
100 Editions each
Only 10 Special Editions Total
Owners of ANY Special Edition gets all future Regular Editions airdropped free.
Owners of ALL Special Editions get Gem Bastard airdropped throughout…
Own all 4 Gem Bastards for something special….
HashBastards: Rug Factory - The Reward Collection
Own 3 Edition Bastards? You get a Rug Bastard.
The Rug Factory was huge. Submit an NFT that rugged your ass.
I turn it into a custom bastard.
These cost .03 to mint.
I’ve completed about 50 of these, and there are about 20 left to hand out.
BUT IT’S ALWAYS OPEN
Watch the video:
SO. That’s HashBastards.
There’s more to this story than meets the eye.There is a lot of lore. A lot of history.A lot of real life references.Bastards turn real life into something we can all laugh at.
I grew this from 0 followers. 0 sales. 0 everything.I will be here until the very bitter end.I am obsessive. I am stubborn. I am in love with NFTs.
Everything I do has one goal in mind: bring HashBastards to the next level.
No matter what happens. I WILL BE HERE. That’s real utility.
EVOLUTION
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