“Whose is it? It’s mine. No you can’t have it. Because…because I can’t really share it. No there’s no real way of holding it. Looking at it like we are now, together, is the closest to holding it that I can offer you. Yes, FUNgible. No the point is that it’s not fungible. Like I have two of you but it’s important that you’re individuals; if I had two fungible kids I wouldn’t even need to give you names.”

“Yes, you just get the money for nothing. It’s called an airdrop. Well not for nothing, usually you have to “test” something for them. I used the finger quotes because it’s more button-clicking than testing. Yes those are very different things, you’re right. No it isn’t really like an allowance.”

“M-E-M-E. Meeeeeeeeem. Meme coin. Because it’s a coin that represents a meme, which is sort of like a joke. I agree his hat is very cute. Yes it’s his hat. Yes, he wears it all the time. I’m honestly not sure if gets taken on walks. I’m not even sure he really exists.”

"Why? Hmmmmmm. That’s a goodie. Well it’s fun I guess. Yes, like games are fun. But I also make money doing this, sometimes at least. Only sometimes because I’m only good at it sometimes. Or I only get lucky sometimes. Yes I agree it would be better if I was good at it all the time.”