Building in crypto is a gift and a curse.

A gift, because we get to work with some of the sharpest minds and kindest souls, forging ahead as we build a new decentralized internet together.

A curse, because every 8 and a half minutes someone on crypto twitter DMs the malnourished intern who runs the Smol twitter account ‘wen token’.Fa

We get it, you guys like tokens.

Tokens are cool.

They can go up.

They can go down.

You can bust out your mobile wallet at a party and show them to your friends.

“Wait… where are you guys going?”

So, while tokens are great, Smol does not have one.

Let us repeat that.

Smol does not have a token.

Smol has no plans for a token.

Would it be cool if Smol did have a token?

Maybe…

It would also be cool if you could sneeze pure petroleum and sell it directly to the US government. But doesn’t mean it’s going to happen.

“But smol team, I notice you can collect this here Mirror post for the reasonable sum of $4.20. Is this an easter egg that would qualify me for a future token?”

Oh anon… poor poor anon… you are welcome to collect this commemorative article but let us be clear - it will not qualify you for a token. Because, at the risk of repeating ourselves, there is no token.

“Ok but are you like, winking when you say that?”

Sigh…

Bye anon.