Chairmind of the Interplanetary Reserve, Anon Yamamoto, is expecting, and planning for, a time of great expansion.

‘Economists pretend to know what the long-term effects of quantitative easing will be. Now that we are all living within those unravelling effects, it is time to pretend, I mean KNOW, what the effects of qualitative easing will be. And that, I CAN tell you. Shit is gonna BOOM baby. ALL THE WAY TO PLUTO!’

Unfortunately, not everyone is comforted by the announcement. 

Skeptics say that the monetary policy of the Interplanetary Reserve reflects the elite, solar-systemic ideology emanating from the Interplanetary Economic Forum.

‘If you thought that a New Interplanetary Order was some nut-job joke, well, like… yeah! You know?’

The Daily Plutonium pressed Reserve Chairmind Yamamoto about the allegations that his bank is controlled by solar-systemic ideology.

Yamamoto did not hold back.

‘Of course! Yes! I am a Solar Systemic elite. Solar Systemisation is the entire point! It is the only way to maximise productivity, to take back human control of OUR solar system. Like, wott? That’s what Republic Credits are for.’

Yamamoto said the Interplanetary Reserve sets interest rates around two core objectives, and these are clearly stated in the founding charter of the bank.

According to the charter, the Interplanetary Reserve sets interest rates in order to: ‘keep deflation at profit maximising levels’, and ‘send Republic Credits ALL THE WAY TO PLUTO BABEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!’