The Daily Plutonium
The Daily Plutonium
Reporting live from the underbelly of the Plutonians metaverse
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The Interplanetary Reserve Urges RECKLESSNESS
Chairmind of the Interplanetary Reserve, Anon Yamamoto, is expecting, and planning for, a time of great expansion.
âThey touched me, and I liked it!â ââ Gamer Makes Contact With Intergalactic Hive Mind
With the release of the Plutonians Flight Test Pre-Alpha, Earthlings can enter the Plutonians REAL metaverse game.
EXCLUSIVE: We Interview The Anonymous Gamer Who Met An Advanced Alien Hive Mind
Q: How did you meet the alleged hive mind of Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism?
The Rise and Decline of Human Historical Development: A Counterfactual Materialist Analysis by the Brain Fusion Metaverse of Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism.
\[Editorâs note: this text was originally sent as a weird AF pdf, via airdrop, to an anonymous player of the Plutonians Flight Test Pre Alpha. We have been unable to verify whether it truly was written by an advanced intergalactic hive mind. We are publishing it in full, so that your own mind can make up its own mind.]