Marriage is a legally binding contract between you, your partner, and the government. By getting married, you are perpetuating an archaic paradigm where women are men's property and marriage is a business agreement between families which aims to provide women with shelter and protection in exchange for their womb and their autonomy, bodily and otherwise. By getting married, you are inviting the oppressor into your personal affairs and sex life. You are voluntarily participating in one of its many systems of regulation, surveillance, and control, and for what reason?

Kayfabe is a noun created by the professional wrestling industry to describe what is sometimes known as “wrestling reality.” It encompasses all aspects of the medium that are intended to be understood as 100% real by the viewer—the matches themselves and the results of said matches, the promos and interviews, and the relationships between wrestlers and everyone else involved in the production, even individuals like referees, announcers, security guards, concessions employees, and the CEOs of the wrestling organizations themselves.