Welcome to Week in Crypto Drama! This week we learned that even reasonable women love to larp and shitpost, crypto exists just to make USD even more popular, and degens have no idea what fully diluted valuation means. We’re really going to zero.

Welcome to Week in Crypto Drama! This week we learned that strip clubs have now confirmed we’re in a recession, you can make more money by walking than trading, and Terra was basically risk free.

Welcome to Week in Crypto Drama! This week we witnessed one of the greatest failures in crypto - an algorithmic stablecoin protocol/chain with a $40B market cap reduced to nothing within days. Or if you’re into shorts - “How to make billion dollars, Soros style.”

Welcome to Two Weeks in Crypto Drama! I skipped a week cuz was patiently waiting for The Pump™. Got a hint form CT on Thu, levered 100x like a real man, and got liquidated on Fri. Now Cobie is scared, Queen of Crypto is slapping devs, and we’re all poor. Thanks Ledger…

Welcome to Week in Crypto Drama #6! This week we learned that Easter Sunday is as good as any other day to hack poorly designed protocols.

Welcome to Week in Crypto Drama #5! This weeks biggest news was not strictly crypto related, but as the CT seemed to be the only cohort who got the meme, it still qualifies. Elon Musk made an official bid for taking Twitter private, at a price of $54.20 per share 🌿. Now we need a competing offer from a DAO and figure out whether this is the peak troll or Elon’s third long term play.

Welcome to Week in Crypto Drama #4! This week was quieter in the crypto verse as the JPEG traders were socializing on NFT LA, NFT Lisbon and NFT Tallinn. But the drama was real for BTC Miami, which got censored by Youtube. All this resulted in just one lost Ape, and 15.6 MUSD hacked from money market, Anchor.

Welcome to Week in Crypto Drama #3! This week was dominated by big money moves.